Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all manual quests
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Wield an axe with your tongue
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Destroy all freighters.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples