Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Burn people from afar
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Are you bread?
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Knock a bucket into a person
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Do a card trick at the magician
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Burn them!
Reach level 101
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?