Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2391,037 (6%)5-6h Involuntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 19 July 2016 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 19 July 2016 - 1 guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 19 July 2016 - Add a guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 19 July 2016 - Add a guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 19 July 2016 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 19 July 2016 - 1 guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 19 July 2016 - Add a guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 19 July 2016 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 19 July 2016 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 19 July 2016 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 19 July 2016 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 19 July 2016 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 19 July 2016 - Add a guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 19 July 2016 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 19 July 2016 - Add a guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 18 July 2016 - Add a guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 18 July 2016 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 18 July 2016 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 18 July 2016 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 18 July 2016 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 18 July 2016 - 1 guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 18 July 2016 - Add a guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 18 July 2016 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 17 July 2016 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 17 July 2016 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 17 July 2016 - 1 guideI am BreadAre you bread? 17 July 2016 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 17 July 2016 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 17 July 2016 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 15 July 2016 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 15 July 2016 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 15 July 2016 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 15 July 2016 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 15 July 2016 - Add a guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 15 July 2016 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 15 July 2016 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 15 July 2016 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 14 July 2016 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 14 July 2016 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 14 July 2016 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 14 July 2016 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 14 July 2016 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 14 July 2016 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 14 July 2016 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 14 July 2016 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 14 July 2016 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 14 July 2016 - Add a guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 14 July 2016 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 23 July 2016 - 1 guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 23 July 2016 - 1 guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 23 July 2016 - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 22 July 2016 - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 22 July 2016 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 21 July 2016 - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 21 July 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 21 July 2016 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 21 July 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 21 July 2016 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 21 July 2016 - 1 guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 20 July 2016 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 20 July 2016 - Add a guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 20 July 2016 - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 20 July 2016 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 20 July 2016 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Plentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 13 August 2016 - 1 guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 12 August 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 12 August 2016 - 1 guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 12 August 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 12 August 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 12 August 2016 - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 12 August 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 12 August 2016 - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 12 August 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 12 August 2016 - 1 guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 12 August 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 12 August 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 12 August 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h NERD!Find all trophies in Space. 14 August 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 14 August 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 13 August 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 13 August 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 13 August 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h BFFLick a friend 21 July 2016 - 2 guidesSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 20 July 2016 - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 20 July 2016 - Add a guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 20 July 2016 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 20 July 2016 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 20 July 2016 - Add a guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 20 July 2016 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 20 July 2016 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 20 July 2016 - 1 guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 20 July 2016 - Add a guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 20 July 2016 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 20 July 2016 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 20 July 2016 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 20 July 2016 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 20 July 2016 - Add a guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 19 July 2016 - 1 guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 19 July 2016 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 19 July 2016 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 19 July 2016 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 19 July 2016 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 19 July 2016 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 19 July 2016 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 19 July 2016 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 19 July 2016 - Add a guide