Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Wield an axe with your tongue
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all manual quests
Kick a person into a car
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Knock a bucket into a person
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Burn people from afar
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Run wild with the podracer.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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