Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all wallrun quest
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Finish all manual quests
Find all the blocks
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Knock a bucket into a person
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick a person into a car
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples