Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the blocks
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hit The jackpot.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Burn people from afar
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jörgen.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples