Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick a person into a car
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Are you bread?
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do no evil.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all wallrun quest
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete test chambers.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend