Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
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Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Burn people from afar
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all wallrun quest
Kick a person into a car
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Are you bread?
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jump on the launchpad
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Give Steve Works the apples