Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
srsly
Hold your own concert
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all manual quests
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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