Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Burn people from afar
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Knock a bucket into a person
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jörgen.
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Reach level 101
Give Steve Works the apples
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