Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Travel to space!
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do no evil.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all manual quests
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Are you bread?
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.