Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Knock a bucket into a person
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil.
Buy all hats
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Travel to space!
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all manual quests
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Run wild with the podracer.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete centrifuge event.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Burn them!
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Baa with the choir
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?