Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Burn people from afar
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the blocks
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
srsly
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit The jackpot.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Thrash the Goathenge
Finish all manual quests
Win the title bout!
Become the master of the goat tower.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Run wild with the podracer.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
How do you catch goats?
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Lick a friend