Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Are you bread?
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick a person into a car
Hit The jackpot.
Buy all hats
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all manual quests
Wield an axe with your tongue
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all wallrun quest
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Fight the turtles
Burn people from afar
Do no evil.
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Find all the blocks
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Trash the server room
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.