Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
srsly
Smell and look like one
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Knock a bucket into a person
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all manual quests
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
I'm sorry about my goat
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Kick a person into a car
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Enjoy your trip
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Do a card trick at the magician
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?