Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Finish all manual quests
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Finish all wallrun quest
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Burn them!
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples