Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Kick a person into a car
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit The jackpot.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Finish all manual quests
Buy all hats
srsly
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all wallrun quest
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Burn people from afar
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do no evil.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Win the title bout!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Visit all zones on the MMO level
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Burn them!
Trash the server room
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples