Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
I'm sorry about my goat
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all manual quests
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Are you bread?
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Do no evil.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all trophies in Space.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find 20 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Burn them!
How do you catch goats?
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101