Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2351,037 (6%)5-6h Mattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 20 March 2016 - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 20 March 2016 - Add a guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 20 March 2016 - Add a guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 20 March 2016 - Add a guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 20 March 2016 - Add a guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 20 March 2016 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 20 March 2016 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 20 March 2016 - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 20 March 2016 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 20 March 2016 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 20 March 2016 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 20 March 2016 - Add a guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 20 March 2016 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 20 March 2016 - 1 guideI am BreadAre you bread? 20 March 2016 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 20 March 2016 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 20 March 2016 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 10 August 2015 - Add a guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 10 August 2015 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 10 August 2015 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 09 August 2015 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 09 August 2015 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 09 August 2015 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 09 August 2015 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 09 August 2015 - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 03 April 2015 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 03 April 2015 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 03 April 2015 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 03 April 2015 - Add a guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 03 April 2015 - Add a guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 03 April 2015 - Add a guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 03 April 2015 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 03 April 2015 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 03 April 2015 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 03 April 2015 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 03 April 2015 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 03 April 2015 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 03 April 2015 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 02 July 2014 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 01 July 2014 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 01 July 2014 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 01 July 2014 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 30 June 2014 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 30 June 2014 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 30 June 2014 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 30 June 2014 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 30 June 2014 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 30 June 2014 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h A new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 23 March 2016 - 1 guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 21 March 2016 - 1 guideHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 21 March 2016 - 1 guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 21 March 2016 - Add a guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 21 March 2016 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 21 March 2016 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 21 March 2016 - Add a guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 21 March 2016 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 21 March 2016 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 21 March 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 21 March 2016 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 21 March 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 20 March 2016 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 20 March 2016 - 1 guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 09 November 2015 - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 09 November 2015 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Le Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 25 March 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 23 March 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 23 March 2016 - 1 guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 23 March 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 23 March 2016 - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 23 March 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 23 March 2016 - 1 guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 23 March 2016 - Add a guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 23 March 2016 - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 23 March 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 23 March 2016 - 1 guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h NERD!Find all trophies in Space. 22 August 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 22 August 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 22 August 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 22 August 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 18 August 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 14 August 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 14 August 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 14 August 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 14 August 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h BFFLick a friend 25 March 2016 - 2 guidesLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 20 March 2016 - Add a guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 20 March 2016 - Add a guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 20 March 2016 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 20 March 2016 - Add a guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 20 March 2016 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 20 March 2016 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 20 March 2016 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 20 March 2016 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 20 March 2016 - Add a guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 20 March 2016 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 20 March 2016 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 20 March 2016 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 20 March 2016 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 20 March 2016 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 20 March 2016 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 20 March 2016 - Add a guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 20 March 2016 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 10 August 2015 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 10 August 2015 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 10 August 2015 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 10 August 2015 - 1 guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 10 August 2015 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 10 August 2015 - 1 guide