Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Finish all manual quests
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
I'm sorry about my goat
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Complete centrifuge event.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Lick a friend
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Baa with the choir
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
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