Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2411,037 (6%)5-6h Involuntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 08 June 2022 - 1 guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 07 June 2022 - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 22 May 2022 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 21 May 2022 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 21 May 2022 - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 21 May 2022 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 21 May 2022 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 21 May 2022 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 20 May 2022 - Add a guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 20 May 2022 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 20 May 2022 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 20 May 2022 - Add a guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 20 May 2022 - Add a guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 20 May 2022 - Add a guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 20 May 2022 - 1 guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 20 May 2022 - Add a guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 20 May 2022 - Add a guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 20 May 2022 - Add a guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 20 May 2022 - Add a guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 20 May 2022 - 1 guideI am BreadAre you bread? 20 May 2022 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 20 May 2022 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 20 May 2022 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 20 May 2022 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 20 May 2022 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 20 May 2022 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 20 May 2022 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 20 May 2022 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 19 May 2022 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 19 May 2022 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 19 May 2022 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 19 May 2022 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 19 May 2022 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 18 May 2022 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 18 May 2022 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 18 May 2022 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 18 May 2022 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 17 May 2022 - Add a guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 17 May 2022 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 17 May 2022 - 2 guidesAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 17 May 2022 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 17 May 2022 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 17 May 2022 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 17 May 2022 - 1 guideFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 17 May 2022 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. Locked - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip Locked - 1 guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests Locked - Add a guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,507854 (34%)4-5h The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game Locked - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game Locked - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days Locked - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game Locked - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game Locked - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game Locked - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute Locked - 1 guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun Locked - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive Locked - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb Locked - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes Locked - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet Locked - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible Locked - Add a guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game Locked - 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool Locked - Add a guideHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ Locked - 1 guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,591966 (61%)2-3h The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. Locked - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. Locked - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. Locked - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. Locked - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. Locked - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. Locked - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. Locked - 1 guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. Locked - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. Locked - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. Locked - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. Locked - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. Locked - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. Locked - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. Locked - 1 guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. Locked - 1 guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. Locked - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. Locked - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! Locked - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 475 210 21 2.901,562799 (51%)3-4h Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. Locked - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. Locked - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. Locked - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. Locked - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. Locked - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. Locked - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. Locked - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. Locked - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. Locked - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. Locked - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. Locked - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. Locked - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. Locked - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. Locked - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. Locked - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. Locked - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. Locked - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. Locked - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. Locked - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. Locked - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. Locked - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 646 240 24 3.728,042983 (12%)4-5h Mermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 07 June 2022 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 07 June 2022 - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 07 June 2022 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 07 June 2022 - Add a guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 07 June 2022 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 07 June 2022 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 07 June 2022 - 1 guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 07 June 2022 - Add a guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 07 June 2022 - Add a guideJörgenJörgen. 07 June 2022 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 23 May 2022 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 23 May 2022 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 22 May 2022 - Add a guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 21 May 2022 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 21 May 2022 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 21 May 2022 - Add a guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 21 May 2022 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 20 May 2022 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 20 May 2022 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 20 May 2022 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 18 May 2022 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 18 May 2022 - 1 guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 Locked - 1 guideBFFLick a friend Locked - 2 guides