Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all manual quests
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
srsly
Smell and look like one
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the blocks
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Do no evil.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Travel to space!
Finish all wallrun quest
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the master of the goat tower.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Lick a friend