Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Wield an axe with your tongue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Knock a bucket into a person
Hold your own concert
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
A Trip to the Moon.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 20 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.