Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Burn people from afar
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Wield an axe with your tongue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Finish all wallrun quest
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Knock a bucket into a person
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the jousting mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Give Steve Works the apples