Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2391,037 (6%)5-6h I am BreadAre you bread? 12 November 2015 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 16 July 2014 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 16 July 2014 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 16 July 2014 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 16 July 2014 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 16 July 2014 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 16 July 2014 - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 16 July 2014 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 16 July 2014 - Add a guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 16 July 2014 - Add a guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 16 July 2014 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 16 July 2014 - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 16 July 2014 - Add a guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 16 July 2014 - Add a guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 16 July 2014 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 16 July 2014 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 16 July 2014 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 16 July 2014 - Add a guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 16 July 2014 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 16 July 2014 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 16 July 2014 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 16 July 2014 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 16 July 2014 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 16 July 2014 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 16 July 2014 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 16 July 2014 - 1 guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 15 July 2014 - Add a guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 14 July 2014 - Add a guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 14 July 2014 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 14 July 2014 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 14 July 2014 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 14 July 2014 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 14 July 2014 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 14 July 2014 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 14 July 2014 - Add a guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 14 July 2014 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 14 July 2014 - Add a guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 14 July 2014 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 14 July 2014 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h Shattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 16 October 2015 - Add a guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 16 October 2015 - 1 guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 16 October 2015 - 1 guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 16 October 2015 - Add a guideHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 16 October 2015 - 1 guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 16 October 2015 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 16 October 2015 - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 16 October 2015 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 16 October 2015 - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 16 October 2015 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 16 October 2015 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 16 October 2015 - Add a guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 16 October 2015 - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 16 October 2015 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 16 October 2015 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 16 October 2015 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Fifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 15 January 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 15 January 2016 - 1 guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 15 January 2016 - Add a guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 15 January 2016 - 1 guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 15 January 2016 - 1 guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. Locked - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. Locked - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. Locked - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. Locked - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. Locked - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. Locked - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. Locked - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. Locked - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. Locked - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. Locked - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. Locked - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. Locked - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. Locked - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. Locked - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. Locked - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. Locked - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. Locked - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. Locked - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. Locked - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. Locked - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. Locked - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h Gravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 07 January 2015 - 1 guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 07 January 2015 - Add a guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 07 January 2015 - Add a guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 07 January 2015 - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 07 January 2015 - Add a guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 07 January 2015 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 07 January 2015 - Add a guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 07 January 2015 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 07 January 2015 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 07 January 2015 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 07 January 2015 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 07 January 2015 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 07 January 2015 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 07 January 2015 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 07 January 2015 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 07 January 2015 - Add a guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 07 January 2015 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 07 January 2015 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 07 January 2015 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 07 January 2015 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 06 January 2015 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 06 January 2015 - 1 guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 06 January 2015 - 1 guideBFFLick a friend 06 January 2015 - 2 guides