Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Find all the blocks
Hold your own concert
Finish all manual quests
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do no evil.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Win the title bout!
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
How do you catch goats?
Give Steve Works the apples