Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Kick a person into a car
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Finish all manual quests
Buy all hats
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Burn people from afar
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
I'm sorry about my goat
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Are you bread?
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Finish all wallrun quest
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples