Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Burn people from afar
Finish all wallrun quest
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
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Finish all manual quests
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the master of the goat tower.
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Complete test chambers.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Complete centrifuge event.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the pony horses.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the jousting mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Enjoy your trip
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples