Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Kick a person into a car
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Travel to space!
Finish all manual quests
Are you bread?
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all items in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Reach level 101
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.