Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
I'm sorry about my goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Are you bread?
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Kick a person into a car
Burn people from afar
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Thrash the Goathenge
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Visit the badehaus.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples