Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Are you bread?
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Burn people from afar
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hit The jackpot.
I'm sorry about my goat
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Lick a friend
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Reach level 101
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Burn them!
How do you catch goats?