Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Travel to space!
Kick a person into a car
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Burn people from afar
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Give Steve Works the apples
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