Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Knock a bucket into a person
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hit The jackpot.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
srsly
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Burn people from afar
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Do no evil.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete test chambers.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Reach level 101
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend