Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hold your own concert
Hit The jackpot.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Are you bread?
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Kick a person into a car
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Burn them!
Enjoy your trip
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
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