Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Are you bread?
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Lick a friend
Inflate that guy's knee
Jump on the launchpad
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
How do you catch goats?
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.