Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the blocks
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Are you bread?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
Knock a bucket into a person
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Finish all wallrun quest
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Run wild with the podracer.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator