Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Burn people from afar
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
srsly
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Travel to space!
Knock a bucket into a person
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hold your own concert
Finish all manual quests
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Survive 10 days
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete centrifuge event.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Lick a friend
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Trash the server room
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.