Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
Finish all manual quests
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Burn people from afar
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Survive 10 days
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all the weapons in one game
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Lick a friend
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Baa with the choir
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?