Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Finish all manual quests
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Kick a person into a car
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
srsly
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Travel to space!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all trophies in Space.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Lick a friend