Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Are you bread?
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all manual quests
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all the weapons in one game
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
How do you catch goats?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Do a card trick at the magician
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room