Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
I'm sorry about my goat
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Smell and look like one
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Finish all wallrun quest
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Travel to space!
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?