Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Are you bread?
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Destroy all freighters.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Tag 10 walls.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Inflate that guy's knee
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the jousting mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?