Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Burn people from afar
Are you bread?
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hit The jackpot.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick a person into a car
Smell and look like one
srsly
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Lick the Hanging Glider.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do no evil.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find 20 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete test chambers.
Find 10 trophies.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Lick a friend
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.