Do Not Feed the Monkeys Achievements Here is the full list of all 33 Do Not Feed the Monkeys achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc Flag Filter All None 33 Offline Mode 33 Single Player 27 Missable 3 Cumulative - 3 Level 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Pongo lostintranslansisThey may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate. Callimico oviparusThe only primates capable of laying eggs. Papio stellarisTheir natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities. Galago cholesterolusGenerous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry. 1 guideMicrocebus nudensisThey look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty . Petterus supermegafanThey are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses. 1 guideAotus chauffeuriiThey hate moving around the jungle on foot. Prebytis freedoniusThey organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males. 1 guideMandrillus lupusThey transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease. Cebus smilenisThese monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else. Colobus corsariiThey love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces. 1 guideLepilemur poopooThe most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology. Allocebus darwinianaMonkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species. 1 guideLemur wylonii majorApes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable. Lemur wylonii medusGood, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable. 1 guideLemur wylonii vulgarisNever trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys. 1 guideGorilla clubensis minorObedient and helpful primates. 1 guideGorilla clubensis medusVery obedient and very helpful primates. 1 guideGorilla clubensis majorThe most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper. Macaco amateurensisThey belong to the Club's second level: "Amateur Zoologist." 1 guideMacaco masteriensisThey belong to the Club's third level: "Master in Primatology". 1 guideMacaco doctoriensisThey have reached the Club's highest level: "The Cage of the Great Primate." 1 guideAotus televisibusThey go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube. Propithecus molliHalf ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut. 1 guideHylobates silensisThe most faithful, loyal and discreet primates. 1 guideHapalemur dolariiThey like money almost as much as piggybanks do. 1 guideColobus expressNow you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle. 1 guideTarsius amazoniusBig fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree. Ateles pencilianusMethodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub. 1 guideMandrillus barfiiTheir appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them. 1 guideMandrillus collector minorAmateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir. 1 guideMandrillus collector medusExperienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything. Mandrillus collector majorCompulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.