A Game About Achieving Stuff

A Game About Achieving Stuff

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Full list of all 100 A Game About Achieving Stuff achievements.

The base game contains 0 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 100 achievements.

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    • Number Go Up

      The dopamine treadmill begins now. Watch the bar fill up!

    • New Hire

      You upgraded a skill for the first time. We'll add it to your permanent record.

    • Corporate Climber

      You upgraded 10 skills. Management is watching. Don't disappoint them.

    • Overqualified

      You maxed out all skills. You are too good for this dungeon. You're fired.

    • Corporate Bribery

      You gave the Janitor his missing limb.

    • The First Step

      You unlocked 25 achievements. 'The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.'

    • Believe

      You unlocked 50 achievements. 'Believe you can and you're halfway there.' (Mathematically incorrect but nice sentiment).

    • Persistence

      You unlocked 75 achievements. 'Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.'

    • Dream Big

      You unlocked 100 achievements. 'If you can dream it you can do it.' You dreamt of digital trophies. Cute.

    • The Grind

      You unlocked 150 achievements. 'The only way to do great work is to love what you do.' Do you love this? Really?

    • Platinium! 100%!

      'It always seems impossible until it's done.' You did it. You finish the game.Now please go outside.

    • RNGesus

      You found the RNG Department. Time to pray to the random number gods.

    • Consumerism

      You found the Store. You are legally required to exit through here.

    • Dead End

      You found the Funerarium. People are literally dying to get in here.

    • The Real Monster

      You found the HR Department. The scariest room in the entire dungeon.

    • Bookworm

      You found the Library. Try not to learn anything by accident.

    • Robbery in Progress

      You found the Bank. Time to hoard your gold like a dragon with a 401k.

    • Quarterly Bonus

      You found a Lootbox. Finally a return on your investment...

    • Safety Violation

      You entered the Fire Hazard room. 0 days since the last workplace accident.

    • Screenshot Time

      A perfect spot for a selfie, if phones existed.

    • Sound Check

      You found the Music Room. The acoustics are perfect for echoing screams.

    • Circular Economy

      You found the recycling room. We turn yesterday's heroes into tomorrow's skeleton minions. Very sustainable.

    • Toddler

      Look at you go! Almost like a real person.

    • Marathon

      My feet hurt just watching you.

    • Skip

      You jumped 100 times. Boing. Boing. Boing.

    • Space Program

      You jumped 1000 times. Houston, we have a problem. It's you.

    • A Quick Jog

      Running away from your problems?

    • Run Forest Run

      You just kept running...

    • Boop

      You bonked a wall once. Physics: 1 You: 0.

    • Headbanger

      You bonked a wall 50 times. You know you can just... turn?

    • Concussion

      You bonked into a wall 100 times. Mind your head...

    • Moonwalker

      Showing off are we? Or is your S key stuck?

    • The Floor is Lava

      You spent 120 sec in the air. The floor is lava. Or maybe you just like furniture.

    • Crab People

      Strafe left or right for a total of 60 seconds. Sidestepping your problems won't make them go away.

    • Statue

      Stand perfectly still for 360 seconds.

    • Pro Teabagger

      We don't condone this behavior. But here's an achievement anyway.

    • Maximum Immersion

      You sat for 60 seconds straight. The action is literally non-stop.

    • Swiss Cheese

      You found 10 secret rooms. You're just walking face-first into every wall aren't you?

    • The Backrooms

      You found 100 secret rooms. You spend more time inside the walls than in the actual dungeon.

    • Take A Seat

      You sat down once. Thrilling gameplay isn't it?

    • Part of the Furniture

      You sat down 20 times. You live here now. Just stay there.

    • Eco Friendly

      You turned off a torch. Saving energy one pixel at a time.

    • Fade To Black

      You turned off 50 torches! Do you hate seeing the game? Is it that ugly?

    • Nothing to See Here

      Check the wall behind you in the starting area

    • Keeper of Keys

      You picked up a key. Don't lose it.

    • Janitor

      You picked up 10 keys. You sound like a walking wind chime.

    • Key Hoarder

      You picked up 50 keys. You know most doors are unlocked right?

    • Loot Box

      You opened a chest. No credit card required!

    • Are you smiling for real?

      You killed 100 innocents, it's getting wierd...

    • Mass Murderer

      YOU KILLED 500 INNOCENT PEOPLE??? WHY? Those are women, children!

    • Prometheus

      You brought the fire! Now don't burn the place down.

    • Global Warming

      You lit up 5 fire bowls! Something has changed in the air!

    • Vinyl Hipster

      You started the gramophone. It sounds terrible but you insist it has 'warmth'.

    • Wasted

      First time? Don't worry, it won't be the last.

    • Unboxing Video

      You opened a sarcophagus. 0/10 loot would not unbox again.

    • Paper Skin

      You took 100 damage. Maybe try dodging? Just a suggestion.

    • Meat Shield

      You took 1000 damage. You have lost more blood than the human body actually contains.

    • Refrigerator Logic

      Opening your inventory again won't magically make new loot appear. It's not a fridge.

    • Liquid Courage

      You drank alcohol for the first time. It tastes like regret and pixels.

    • Happy Hour

      You got drunk for the first time. Responsible drinking is not a mechanic in this game.

    • Intervention

      You got drunk 25 times. HR has scheduled a meeting. We are worried about you.

    • Deep Thinker

      You stood still for 30 seconds. Contemplating the meaning of life? Or just checking your phone?

    • Screensaver

      You stood still for 30 minutes. Nice wallpaper you got there. Is it 4K?

    • Strobe Light

      You turned on and off torches 25 times. Trying to start a dungeon rave?

    • Near Death Experience

      One hit point left. Do not sneeze.

    • Cozy Corner

      You read 'The Bone Song' while sitting. A rare moment of culture in a dungeon full of murder.

    • Workplace Hazard

      You jumped down a dark well. Did you really think there was a promotion down there?

    • Wrong Lever

      You activated a lever! What's it for?

    • Max Leverage

      You activated 29 lever! Why 29? Why not?

    • Pizza Money

      You found your first gold stash. It's a start!

    • Making it Rain

      1,000 Gold collected. Try not to weigh your character down.

    • Filthy Rich

      10,000 Gold collected. Okay, mostly just rich.

    • The Midas Touch

      1,000,000 Gold collected. Netflix called, they want to make a documentary about you!

    • Piggy Bank

      You placed your first gold piece, I'm sure the bank won't loose it.

    • Wolf of Wall Street

      You placed 10 000 gold pieces! Congrtatualation, you now control this game's financial system!

    • Passive Income

      Your investment has paid off, enough to buy you a cup of cofee. A digital one at least. If this game had any...

    • Insider Trading

      You earned 10 000 gold in interests, but what's you secret? TELL ME!

    • The Janitor

      You bought a Scepter of Hygiene. Someone has to clean up this mess.

    • Germaphobe

      You bought 25 Scepters of Hygiene. You missed a spot.

    • Validation Seeker

      You bought the Ledger of Vanity. Now you can track exactly how much time you are wasting.

    • Bad Investment

      You bought the Giant Bone. You just spent a fortune on a dead guy's limb.

    • Spoiler Alert

      You bought the Cheat Sheet. Some people like surprises. You clearly do not.

    • Personal Trainer

      You bought the Skill Book. Time to turn those polygons into muscles.

    • First Customer

      You bought your first item!

    • Capitalism Wins

      You bought 250 items. Congratulations you have single-handedly saved the economy.

    • Art Connoisseur

      You inspected all the paintings. You are now officially better than everyone else.

    • First Date

      You found your first bony friend! Don't ask him out, he doesn't have the guts.

    • Skeleton Crew

      5 skeletons found! That's almost enough for a basketball team, if they had muscles.

    • Closet Cleaner

      10 skeletons found! You really have a lot of skeletons in your closet, don't you?

    • No Body Left Behind

      You found every single skeleton! Honestly, we ran out of bone puns five achievements ago.