Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Read the newspaper every day.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Finished all seven days.
Survived Friday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Survived Thursday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Wore all three outfits.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Gained your first dog helper.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Wednesday.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Survived Tuesday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Kicked open a door.
Sucked down your own piss.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.