Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Burn people from afar
srsly
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hit The jackpot.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Kick a person into a car
Travel to space!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Knock a bucket into a person
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Are you bread?
Finish all manual quests
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find all the pony horses.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
Jump on the launchpad
Burn them!