Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Enjoy your trip
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.