Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Hit The jackpot.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Fight the turtles
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all manual quests
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
I'm sorry about my goat
Finish all wallrun quest
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do no evil.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all the weapons in one game
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?