Here is the full list of all 67 No Time to Relax achievements.
Take a look at the tutorial.
Buy every type of clothing in a single game.
Win a game butt naked.
Finish a Short game.
Finish a Medium game.
Finish a Long game.
Finish a Marathon game.
Win an online multiplayer game.
Win a long game without eating once.
Forget to eat 10 times in a game.
Try the Bear Combo.
Eat a Cluckers meal on every turn in a marathon game.
Never go below 2 weeks worth of food in your fridge in a long game.
Click the Shit Drifters poster in your apartment.
Work 20 times consecutively without other actions.
Win a game without going to the gym or culture center.
Eat only fries in one game.
Win a game as a CEO.
Win a game as a janitor
Invest in pork-butts.
Invest 20 times in pork-butts.
Beat the CPU in all game modes.
Play a total of 8 hours
Win a game with each character.
Relax while naked with max happiness.
Owe the bank over $1,000.
Move into Fancy Housing.
Live in the Fancy Housing for a total of 100 weeks.
Make a profit from Bytecoin investments
Make a total profit of $1000 from Bytecoins.
Make a total profit of $2000 from Stocks.
Buy 5 Lottery Tickets in a game.
Buy a Lottery Ticket 10 weeks in a row.
Buy a Lottery Ticket every week in a game.
Complete the University tree.
Spend half your turn studying for 2 weeks in a row.
Have $0 in your wallet after enrolling in any university course.
Work out 10 weeks in a row.
Do yoga 4 weeks in a row.
Eat fast food after working out.
Win a game without depositing money into the Bank
Store a total of $99.999 in the Bank.
Visit the girl in the Culture center every week in a game.
Always pay your rent on time in a game.
Go to space.
Hike a mountain 20 times in a Marathon game.
See a soccer match 6 times in a long game.
Go see a concert 2 weeks in a row.
Work as a janitor for a total of 101 weeks.
Achieve a total of 200 work experience.
Achieve a total of 400 work experience.
Achieve a total of 800 work experience.
Achieve a total of 1.600 work experience.
Achieve a total of 2.400 work experience.
Achieve a total of 4.800 work experience
Achieve a total of 9.600 work experience.
Achieve a total of 19.200 work experience
Buy a Fire Extinguisher and a Fire Alarm
Your stress level must be 1 or lower for a whole Marathon game.
Walk a total of 500 miles.
Reach stress level 40.
Spend a total of 50 weeks naked.
Buy a suit without having any education.
In a single game buy all the items possible for your apartment.
Buy everything for your kitchen and fully stock your fridge.
Find all the developers in the game.
Make the mysterious stranger lose his head.