- Don't mention the Z word!
Successfully complete Village of the Dead
- Resurrection Day
Successfully complete Cathedral of Resurrection
- Play it Thule
Successfully complete Labyrinth of Death
- The pen is mightier than the sidearm
Successfully complete Library of Evil
- No more room in Hell
Successfully complete Subway to Hell
- Hell on earth, that's it
Successfully complete Purgatory
- Into the fire
Successfully complete Gateway to Hell
- Descent into Hell
Successfully complete Crucible of Evil
- This is going to be a bumpy ride
Successfully complete Terminal
- Code Red
Successfully complete Tower of Hellfire
- I think we'll start with a reign of terror
Successfully complete City of Ashes
- You got rid of those stiffs yet?
Successfully complete Freight Train of Fear
- There's something in the mist!
Successfully complete Forest of Corpses
- Broadsword calling Danny Boy
Successfully complete The Keep
- Taste some of Mama's home cookin', Adolf!
Successfully complete Army of Darkness
- This calls for divine intervention!
Successfully complete all Chapters on Sniper Elite difficulty
- Don't get all stingy with your bullets
Kill 5,000 enemies of any kind
- The head bone's connected to the...oh, wait
Kill 500 Skeletons
- Naughty little boys get what they deserve
Kill 100 Zombie Snipers
- We don't need a stretcher. We need a mop!
Kill 50 Suicide Zombies
- Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun
Kill 50 Super Elites
- Snuff them out
Kill 25 Fire Demons
- Headache relief
Kill 25 Summoners
- You want me to salute that pile of..?
Kill an Occult General
- Explosive personality!
Pick up a Panzerfaust
- I kick arse for the Lord!
Pick up the Preacher
- Every bullet counts
Get a 5-for-1 kill with any sniper rifle
- We got this by the ass!
Reach a total shot distance of 50km
- It's just a flesh wound!
Sever 1,000 limbs
- Leave the limbs you've lost
Sever 10,000 limbs
- Elite pickpocket
Loot a Super Elite's corpse
- Burning a hole in your pocket
Loot a Chainsaw Elite's corpse
- Give me something to shoot
Kill a Zombie Sniper in mid-air
- We all go a little mad sometimes
Get an unbroken 10-headshot streak
- Like a drunk who's lost a bet
Kill 20 enemies as they revive
- Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!
Kill a Suicide Zombie by hitting his grenade
- Somebody's got to survive!
Get at least 10 for 1 with an explosive kill
- My family's always been in meat
Get at least 15 for 1 with an explosive kill
- Come and get it! It's a running buffet!
Get at least 20 for 1 with an explosive kill
- Your blood pressure is zero over zero
Headshot a Heavy Armour Zombie without removing his helmet
- Headshots are the very best
Defeat 500 enemies with headshots
- And stay down!
Kick 50 enemies down
- Resurrect this!
Score 5,000 with a single sniper round
- I will not negotiate with the Undead!
Reach a Chain Count of 10
- Scourge of zombiekind
Reach a Chain Count of 20
- You've got red on you
Reach a Chain Count of 30
- Nine tenths of the law
- Answer the Devil's call
Pick up a phone
- We can still fix him
Save the man in the hospital
- Merciful death
Put the tortured souls in the Forest out of their misery
- Don't worry, they're evil!
Shoot the 3 Zombie Ravens outside the Folterschloss
- Zombies, man, they creep me out!
Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Waves of Despair
- You're going to meet Death now...
Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Cathedral
- You're going to have to work for your meal
Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Flood of Tears
- I'll teach ya how to shoot!
Reach at least Wave 10 with the highest score in any Horde Mode map
- Guts and glory
Reach at least Wave 10 with more gold medals than your companions
- Got your back
Kill 50 enemies that are actively attacking other players
- A friend in need
Revive other players 50 times
- Got the killshot!
Kill 20 Elites in co-op
- You're so dead, you don't even know it
Complete any Campaign chapter in 4-player co-op at any difficulty level
- Down but not out
Kill a total of 20 enemies while incapacitated
- Man, you sure know a lot about monsters
Complete every Survivor sidequest
- We have a Judas in our midst!
Kill a Survivor
- Gratuitous violence from the lot of you
Complete levels as every playable character
- Just in case we make it
Collect every Gold Bar
- They must be destroyed on sight!
Find and shoot every Bottle of Blood
- You have...death around you
Reach Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Dead End
- They're coming to get you, Barbra!
Reach Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Dead Man's Bluff